Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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