Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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