if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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