I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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