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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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