i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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