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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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