she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I know her cup size but not her name....
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