he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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