Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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