Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
jump out the window naked night went bad
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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