So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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