So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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