i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Randomize
