Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Sorry my hands just texted you
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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