I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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