Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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