sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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