you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
