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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
We need to get me chipped asap
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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