Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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