He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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