my phone cant type all the emotion im having
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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