just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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