i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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