I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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