Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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