My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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