let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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