The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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