I bet he comes in French.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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