That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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