I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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