i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
