Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
you would pick up someone in the library
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
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