I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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