found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
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