Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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