I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
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