so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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