How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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