I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You are the jesus of drinking
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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