So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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