weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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