I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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