i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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