i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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