My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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