Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
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