That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He did a backflip because drugs
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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