Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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