i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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