I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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