you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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