Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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