Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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