i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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